Ever since you got here, this is the better place

headstailsandredroses:

alphalewolf:

Chris Evans was cast as both The Human Torch and Captain America because of reasons.

more like the human crotch and captain ass-merica

(via theperksofbeingpositive)

hiddlestalker:

sara-martins95:

tessaviolet:

vintage-aerith:

vantasticmess:

EVERY TIME this crosses my dash I consider reblogging it because this is my life

oh same

I like how sympathetic Marge is.

i need Marge as my mom

BUT SHE’S FICTIONAL TOO *cries*

(Source: sandandglass, via theperksofbeingpositive)

bytomsfluropantaloons:

and because I love you guys I’ll add some more :)

(via the-perks-of-being-superwholock)

the-rogue-0f-light:

lucatastrophe:

• “For the sake of fuck”
• “For shitting out loud”
• “For the fuck of God”
• “Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot”
• “I hope I don’t fuck the toaster on this”
• “Fuckwad”
• “Cocktard”
• “Shitbeak”
• “Cuntsteak”
• “Dunderfuck”

(via the-perks-of-being-superwholock)

fatwink:

IT IS POSSIBLE TO STAY IN YOUR ROOM ALL DAY AND STILL BE PERFECTLY HAPPY

(via xoxocboltz)

missuscarlikins:

Dearest followers

I know I don’t greet you anymore because I am a lazy ass, but you should know every time I see that little number go up I smile.

So thank you for clicking follow even though I’m a ball of issues.

Sincerely,
Me

(Source: thatstupidoldbloog, via xoxocboltz)

So I got housing today for college…I’m officially moving out of my house in 2 months…shit