more like the human crotch and captain ass-merica
EVERY TIME this crosses my dash I consider reblogging it because this is my life
I like how sympathetic Marge is.
i need Marge as my mom
BUT SHE’S FICTIONAL TOO *cries*
and because I love you guys I’ll add some more :)
- “For the sake of fuck”
- “For shitting out loud”
- “For the fuck of God”
- “Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot”
- “I hope I don’t fuck the toaster on this”
IT IS POSSIBLE TO STAY IN YOUR ROOM ALL DAY AND STILL BE PERFECTLY HAPPY
I know I don’t greet you anymore because I am a lazy ass, but you should know every time I see that little number go up I smile.
So thank you for clicking follow even though I’m a ball of issues.